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I think most girls out there have had a dream about opening up a cute coffee shop. A café that we can curate on our own and fill with the tiniest details to make it aesthetically pleasing.  I, myself, dream about the day I become a barista wearing a clean, crisp, black crew neck where half of my tattoo sleeve is creeping beneath the t-shirt. The shop’s aesthetic is inspired by Japanese minimalism. Of course in this fantasy the café will have kombucha on tap. DURRRR Another dream a lot of girls have involves quitting their 9 to 5 in…

How am I already at idea number 30. Am I old or something? :O One day I’ll be on idea 300 and look back and wonder why I didn’t label my blogs as 0030 instead of 030. This is a followup idea to one of my previous blogs. Remember IDEA 003: honeydo? The app that works as a to do list between couples? Well this app is by the same app dev company, mybadideas. It also uses a melon pun, because melons make you melonaires $$$$$. c o n c e p t: Have you ever been in a toxic romantic relationship? One…

Good evening my dearests! You know what vegetable does not get enough loving? Celery. You know what vegetable I’m still not going to give any love to? Celery. This week’s blogpost is not about that vegetable, but instead about one that is sort of loved depending on who you talk to. I like to call it a controversial vegetable. Do I particularly enjoy eating it raw? Not Really. BUT … do I particularly enjoy eating it after it’s been roasting for a long time allowing the sweet aromas to penetrate its rough exterior? YES! You’ve guessed it, this week’s post relates…

Good evening #baddies! I’m sick. I have a cold and I thought why not make my blog a personal one where I share insights of my life with all y’all. As an artist I am constantly inspired by my own life and my surroundings. Laying in bed all day feeling like a truck ran me over but I’m still alive and sweating, in-between my naps, and body aches, I tried to think of puns relating to diseases. I guess I cold’ve done something better (eh eh eh???), but alas in my state of my mind the only thing I could…

Good day my baddies! If anyone asks me what my favourite movie is I will always reply American Beauty. I’ve never felt so understood till I watched a plastic bag dance through the air. I mean how can your heart not quiver a bit with feels watching that scene. Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can’t take it, and my heart is just going to cave in. ಢ_ಢ ಢ_ಢ ಢ_ಢ ಢ_ಢ ಢ_ಢ ಢ_ಢ ಢ_ಢ ಢ_ಢ ಢ_ಢ ಢ_ಢ ಢ_ಢ HOWEVER, before I became such a sophisticated moviegoer, my favourite movie of all time was “A Walk To Remember.” I can’t remember the first time I…

To all my Canadian readers out there, Happy Canada Day! Or as some people like saying, “Happy Birthday Canada!” and by some people I mean the popular press. I, of course, fall into this category. I present to you this excerpt from Wikipedia, my favourite source: Key words: popular press. moi. Of course I like to optimize my trending abilities on social media and as such have dedicated my post to this beautiful day. That’s cool eh? p r o d u c t: Eh Plus is a tutoring service company catered towards Canadian youth. We understand the Canadian market and how…

If you’ve ever tried a low carb diet, you’ve probably been introduced to the idea of zoodles, in other words zucchini noodles. They are a low carb alternative to regular pasta. Want to indulge in pasta but don’t want to feel guilty over all those empty calories? Want to gorge (or corge ;)) yourself but don’t want to feel super bloated by the enemy, carbs? WELL zoodles are a great solution to this problem. All it takes to make them is a spiralizer and some zucchini. This fascination with replacing regular carbs in our life, like pasta, rice, burger patties,…

As today is Father’s Day, I thought it only fit to have a post that was in theme with the holiday. Now we all know Mother’s Day is quite a commercial success, especially for the floral industry, but what about the dads of the world? Are they not allowed to enjoy floral arrangements that will last at most a week? Have no fear, Shirley is here. Presenting to you my latest product: Daddylions And no, it is not some perverse sugar daddy, or zaddy, or hot pappi product, but a genuine gift to show our token of appreciation to our fathers.…