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Month: December 2018

IDEA 049: Maybae

We live in the 21st century. This century has brought us many great things, the Google Pixel phone (not sponsored…BUT IF YOU’RE READING THIS GOOGLE BOT I’D LOVE A SPONSORSHIP AND A NEW PHONE this iPhone 6S is not gearing me up for success), mukbangs, and the joy of dating apps. It’s been a while since I’ve been on a dating app…JUST KIDDING I was on one last week helping somebody try to find true love…but apps have definitely evolved since I was personally, actively, using one. The OG of dating app is of course Tinder. It’s the uber of…

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IDEA 048: Beaches and Cream

Hola from Punta Cana my dearest readers. I’m about to enjoy a circus show by our resort but of course I have to take any free time I have (aka my whole day) and do my weekly Sunday blog. I wanted to be in theme with my relaxing constantly tipsy mood. “Life’s a beach” is the most used beach pun so of course I had to dig deeper. Where else can I use the word, beach? BEACHES AND CREAM BABY based on the saying peaches and cream. To be quite honest, when I hear peaches and cream I think it…

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IDEA 047: Wicktoria’s Secret

This year’s Victoria’s Secret show aired December 2nd. However, I just watched it this weekend.  Before watching the whole show though, of course I’ve already watched Shawn Mendes’ part cause he has my heart durrrr. So drawing on the inspiration of feeling like a fet-ess watching this show, I asked myself what type of pun can I make with Victoria’s Secret? The first thing that came to mind was Bictoria Secret. It revolved around making sexy Bic pens…I quickly scrapped that idea when I said it aloud. So what do you do when you hit a wall? You google, “What…

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IDEA 046: Suite Tooth

c o n c e p t: If you haven’t watched Crazy Rich Asians yet you have no lived. It’s all good though cause I’m pretty sure you can watch it on airplanes now!!! If the obvious hasn’t hit you yet, the movie is about crazy rich asians. It’s about that #LUXLIFE #GETTHATBIRKIN lifestyle. Business models that are all the vogue these days, are subscription models, influencer advertising, and loyalty programs. So I thought to myself what do crazy rich people stereotypically love? Yachts Designer Brands Race cars Real Estate Private Islands SUITES Then I thought to myself….SUITE TOOTH as…

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