Recently my rapper self was ignited. To give you context, last weekend I saw the perfect Shawn Mendes perform and I wrote a rap declaring my love for him. I hope that he never finds this blog and that last sentence I wrote or else we may never go on a first date. To Shawn, I swear I’m not crazy and yes I’d love to get drinks with you.
This rap today came to me when I was discussing with some peeps about vegetarian food and somebody said shiitake. Then it hit me, shiitake sounds like SHIT TALKING. So why not combine the power of puns and spread a positive anti-bullying message?!?!?!?!
So without further ado, here is “Stop Shiit Take”
INTRO:
Whatchu say bout me?
Whatchu say bout me?
Stop Shiit Take
FIRST VERSE:
My whole crew calls me a funghi
A magic mushroom, you’ll feel high
So why you gotta put me down
Make me cry, make me frown
Bullying is not the answer
Your girl told me that last night, so just ask her
Did I just burn you?
I’m honest so what I say is true
PRE-CHORUS:
If you got a problem say it to my face
It won’t hurt I’m number one in this race
If you got a problem tell it to me straight
Or we’ll have to settle this at another date
CHORUS:
Stop Shiit Take
You can’t hurt me
Stop Shiit Take
Cause life ain’t free
Stop Shiit Take
Why can’t you see?
Stop Shiit Take
I’m full of glee
SECOND VERSE:
You can’t kill my vibe
My vibe attracts my tribe
There’s not mushroom left
Steal a spot in my crew like theft
If you want to ride with us
Get rid of all your fuss
Cause we’re about positivity
Being sweet like a honeybee
PRE-CHORUS:
If you got a problem say it to my face
It won’t hurt I’m number one in this race
If you got a problem tell it to me straight
Or we’ll have to settle this at another date
CHORUS:
Stop Shiit Take
You can’t hurt me
Stop Shiit Take
Cause life ain’t free
Stop Shiit Take
Why can’t you see?
Stop Shiit Take
I’m full of glee
BRIDGE:
No more bullying
No more fighting
No more shit take
Just let us be
CHORUS:
Stop Shiit Take
You can’t hurt me
Stop Shiit Take
Cause life ain’t free
Stop Shiit Take
Why can’t you see?
Stop Shiit Take
I’m full of glee
*boom*
Hope you caught the mushroom references within this rap. I hope you guys enjoyed my tough and strong rap persona that I am nothing like in real life. Remember the mixtape will come soon! Who know maybe I will start rapping these out loud because as of now for sure my syllables are inconsistent so they can’t actually be rapped over a song. I’m just sitting here waiting for someone to realize that I am a great lyricist and that I could write you next HIT! You know how to contact me ~ see contact link above ~