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IDEA 030: Can’t Elope

How am I already at idea number 30. Am I old or something? :O One day I’ll be on idea 300 and look back and wonder why I didn’t label my blogs as 0030 instead of 030. This is a followup idea to one of my previous blogs. Remember IDEA 003: honeydo? The app that works as a to do list between couples? Well this app is by the same app dev company, mybadideas. It also uses a melon pun, because melons make you melonaires $$$$$. c o n c e p t: Have you ever been in a toxic romantic relationship? One…

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IDEA 029: Care-it

Good evening my dearests! You know what vegetable does not get enough loving? Celery. You know what vegetable I’m still not going to give any love to? Celery. This week’s blogpost is not about that vegetable, but instead about one that is sort of loved depending on who you talk to. I like to call it a controversial vegetable. Do I particularly enjoy eating it raw? Not Really. BUT … do I particularly enjoy eating it after it’s been roasting for a long time allowing the sweet aromas to penetrate its rough exterior? YES! You’ve guessed it, this week’s post relates…

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IDEA 028: Influenza Marketing

Good evening #baddies! I’m sick. I have a cold and I thought why not make my blog a personal one where I share insights of my life with all y’all. As an artist I am constantly inspired by my own life and my surroundings. Laying in bed all day feeling like a truck ran me over but I’m still alive and sweating, in-between my naps, and body aches, I tried to think of puns relating to diseases. I guess I cold’ve done something better (eh eh eh???), but alas in my state of my mind the only thing I could…

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IDEA 026: A Wok To Remember

Good day my baddies! If anyone asks me what my favourite movie is I will always reply American Beauty. I’ve never felt so understood till I watched a plastic bag dance through the air. I mean how can your heart not quiver a bit with feels watching that scene. Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can’t take it, and my heart is just going to cave in. ಢ_ಢ ಢ_ಢ ಢ_ಢ ಢ_ಢ ಢ_ಢ ಢ_ಢ ಢ_ಢ ಢ_ಢ ಢ_ಢ ಢ_ಢ ಢ_ಢ HOWEVER, before I became such a sophisticated moviegoer, my favourite movie of all time was “A Walk To Remember.” I can’t remember the first time I…

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IDEA 025: Eh Plus

To all my Canadian readers out there, Happy Canada Day! Or as some people like saying, “Happy Birthday Canada!” and by some people I mean the popular press. I, of course, fall into this category. I present to you this excerpt from Wikipedia, my favourite source: Key words: popular press. moi. Of course I like to optimize my trending abilities on social media and as such have dedicated my post to this beautiful day. That’s cool eh? p r o d u c t: Eh Plus is a tutoring service company catered towards Canadian youth. We understand the Canadian market and how…

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IDEA 024: Hey Courgeous

If you’ve ever tried a low carb diet, you’ve probably been introduced to the idea of zoodles, in other words zucchini noodles. They are a low carb alternative to regular pasta. Want to indulge in pasta but don’t want to feel guilty over all those empty calories? Want to gorge (or corge ;)) yourself but don’t want to feel super bloated by the enemy, carbs? WELL zoodles are a great solution to this problem. All it takes to make them is a spiralizer and some zucchini. This fascination with replacing regular carbs in our life, like pasta, rice, burger patties,…

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IDEA 023: Daddylion

As today is Father’s Day, I thought it only fit to have a post that was in theme with the holiday. Now we all know Mother’s Day is quite a commercial success, especially for the floral industry, but what about the dads of the world? Are they not allowed to enjoy floral arrangements that will last at most a week? Have no fear, Shirley is here. Presenting to you my latest product: Daddylions And no, it is not some perverse sugar daddy, or zaddy, or hot pappi product, but a genuine gift to show our token of appreciation to our fathers.…

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IDEA 021: Bored of Directors

21, the ripe age of some silicon valley entrepreneur who’s going to make the next uber for the ~ insert industry ~ industry. With technology not just on the rise but risen, consumer behaviour shifting from buying things to buying experiences, changing from calculating footprints in brick and mortar stores to calculating online conversion, business models of the past need to adapt to the present but most importantly be able to sustain what’s to come in the future. So how do we help these businesses survive? Let’s stop fighting millennials and complaining about how all we care about is our…

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IDEA 020: Oui Kend

Welcome to another weekend post…or should I say Oui Kend. Here I am on post 20, which also happens to be the age I wish I were because youth is err’thang and it means that I could rewind life and avoid all the poor choices I’ve made in my life. JUST KIDDING ~whispers to self personal mantra “Life isn’t linear, life isn’t linear, life isn’t linear”~ This week’s post evidently has something to do with the weekend and as such I’d like for everybody to listen to the following song because although it’s been out for half a year, it’s got…

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IDEA 019: Track

c o n c e p t:   Track and field, running on a Track, music Track, that Taylor Swift Track is whack. According to dictionary.com, A Track can mean the following: a structure consisting of a pair of parallel lines of rails with their crossties, on which a railroad train, trolley, or the like runs. Recording. to follow the undulations in the grooves of a phonograph record. etc etc etc see dictionary.com for more. Thus the concept of my idea this week lies in one word that can be used in many different ways. Like Donald Glover, who is an amazing writer, actor, producer, director, rapper, ruler of the universe, this word too serves many purposes. Okay Shirley let’s get back on track. We cannot compare the genius Donald Glover to this word. p…

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