Category: Idea

According to Wikipedia a boar is a “common wild pig.” In this day and age, everybody’s trying to brand themselves, trying to find their niche, trying to avoid basically anything to be identified as basic, the harsher way of saying common. So is Wikipedia calling a boar basic? And if so, what’s so wrong with being basic? I like a good Longchamp bag. Uggs are friggin’ comfy. And a Tinder profile that has a guy holding a fish with his finger as a hook tells me that I have a higher ochance cause everyone else will be swiping left. I…

It’s been a little over a whole year since I’ve posted on this blog and what better time to post than now. DURRRRR. Looking back at all my posts I’m like wow I can’t believe all this geniusness came from my head. Like??? JK DURRRRR it came from me. DURR. Okay I think you guys get my point…Durrr. It’s been a while since I’ve just let my brain freely and intentionally roam into the territory of bad ideas. So here I am stretching my strongest muscle, my brain (everybody calls me humble, it’s my best trait), and reviving this blog…

Happy New Years!!!! Being the bad person that I am, I became lazy and haven’t posted in about a month. It was my goal with this blog to post every week for a year. I did not make the goal but to me this consistent blogging has been quite a success. There’s something about being able to say that I’ve written 49 blog posts in one year. I think it’s pretty impressive especially considering the fact that I’ve never been good at being consistent with internet tingz. So this year I’ll try and bring some new ideas, hopefully I’ll still…

We live in the 21st century. This century has brought us many great things, the Google Pixel phone (not sponsored…BUT IF YOU’RE READING THIS GOOGLE BOT I’D LOVE A SPONSORSHIP AND A NEW PHONE this iPhone 6S is not gearing me up for success), mukbangs, and the joy of dating apps. It’s been a while since I’ve been on a dating app…JUST KIDDING I was on one last week helping somebody try to find true love…but apps have definitely evolved since I was personally, actively, using one. The OG of dating app is of course Tinder. It’s the uber of…

Hola from Punta Cana my dearest readers. I’m about to enjoy a circus show by our resort but of course I have to take any free time I have (aka my whole day) and do my weekly Sunday blog. I wanted to be in theme with my relaxing constantly tipsy mood. “Life’s a beach” is the most used beach pun so of course I had to dig deeper. Where else can I use the word, beach? BEACHES AND CREAM BABY based on the saying peaches and cream. To be quite honest, when I hear peaches and cream I think it…

c o n c e p t: If you haven’t watched Crazy Rich Asians yet you have no lived. It’s all good though cause I’m pretty sure you can watch it on airplanes now!!! If the obvious hasn’t hit you yet, the movie is about crazy rich asians. It’s about that #LUXLIFE #GETTHATBIRKIN lifestyle. Business models that are all the vogue these days, are subscription models, influencer advertising, and loyalty programs. So I thought to myself what do crazy rich people stereotypically love? Yachts Designer Brands Race cars Real Estate Private Islands SUITES Then I thought to myself….SUITE TOOTH as…

c o n c e p t: Weed in Canada was legalized just last month on October 17th. There’s a lot of weed puns to be made, “weed go well together”, “It’s Bong, James Bong”…etc etc. Of course my mind went wild with how I could capitalize on the legalization of marijuana. Cookies, perfume, fruit rollups, they can all be weed infused. Then I realized I want my product to be representative of Canada and of my hometown Montreal. You know that opening scene in La la Land (see my post Lah Lah Land), where everyone is dancing in traffic…

c o n c e p t: Do we as Canadians apologize too much? We are known for saying, “sorry, aboooot (honestly have yet to meet someone who says this), and EHHHHH.” I mean, heck, I apologize 3 times in a row (perhaps a sign of OCD?) when I bump into a garbage can on the streets. So if you see a petite, stubby, Asian lady walk into a garbage can on the street profusely saying, “sorry”, it moi. Being a strong, independent, and beautiful on the inside lady of the 21st century, I’ve made a resolution to stop saying sorry as…