I’ve been living in Toronto for about a month now and I thought it would only be fitting if I wrote a rap under the moniker Yonge Bay.
Watch out @Champagnepapi I’m coming for your title as Toronto’s most loved rap export.
After my debut, Norm Kelly will be tweeting about me all the time and I’ll get court-side seats to every Raptors game.
So based on my superficial knowledge of Toronto I’ve decided to write this rap:
INTRO:
HEYYYY it’s YONGE BAYYY
HEYYYY SHE’S COMING YOUR WAYYY
FIRST VERSE:
Yo yo yo there’s a new rapper in the 6ix
Get your instagram out so you can take some pics
Catch me before I blow up and take over
It’s better if you listen to my music when you’re not sober
Named after the streets of Toron’nnnnnno
Yonge Bay here not tryna act like a hoe
Wall street ain’t got nothing on me
So transparent there’s no hidden fee
PRE-CHORUS:
Home of the Raptors
The true north strong and free
Home of this rapper
The true star, let me be
CHORUS:
Yonge Bay in the 6ix
Get your daily Fix
Taking over this town
Shit’s ’bout to go down
HEYYYY it’s YONGE BAYYY
HEYYYY SHE’S COMING YOUR WAYYY
SECOND VERSE:
When I say I love the coco
I’m talking about Etobicoke yo
Go to Markham for my people’s food
Gotta try that Fisherman’s lobster dude
Diversity in every corner of the city
Meet my dog his name is Fitty
Take a drive on the Gardiner Express
Walk on King’s Street dress to impress
PRE-CHORUS:
Home of the Raptors
The true north strong and free
Home of this rapper
The true star, let me be
CHORUS:
Yonge Bay in the 6ix
Get your daily Fix
Taking over this town
Shit’s ’bout to go down
HEYYYY it’s YONGE BAYYY
HEYYYY SHE’S COMING YOUR WAYYY
SINGING BREAK DONE BY LOCAL SINGER:
The city where the King and Queen live parallel
I know the directions of streets can’t you tell
CN Tower acts as the north star
If it looks big then you’re not that farrrr
Let’s look at the view from the top
I hope this album doesn’t flop
PRE-CHORUS:
Home of the Raptors
The true north strong and free
Home of this rapper
The true star, let me be
CHORUS:
Yonge Bay in the 6ix
Get your daily Fix
Taking over this town
Shit’s ’bout to go down
HEYYYY it’s YONGE BAYYY
HEYYYY SHE’S COMING YOUR WAYYY
…Soooo yah buy tickets to my Yonge Bay show when they’re only 20 bucks before I start to get really big and famous. At that point I’ll be selling nosebleed tickets for $90 at the now Scotiabank Arena ex-ACC. AND DURGHHH Shawn Mendes will be my opening act…not the other way around I repeat NOT the other way around.