As you can tell from my title, I’ve been sick these past few days with a cold. I’m currently at the stage of congestion, so I thought why not write a track to show my cold that JUST BECAUSE I STAYED IN BED FOR 3 FULL DAYS DOESN’T MEAN I’M NOT A STRONG, INDEPENDENT, WOMAN.
Playing on pun of runny nose = runny knows, I have written a rap based on a character called Runny. Runny is your nose and Runny knows everything.
let’s begin!!!
[intro]
Runny knows about what happened last night
Runny knows about your immune system’s fight
Runny knows that you like double ply kleenex
Runny knows you’ve got nothing to flex
[verse 1]
You’ve been sick all day with a cold
Stop posting IG stories and acting all bold
We know you’re weak and can’t get up
Can’t even get some water in a cup
[chorus]
Runny knows about what happened last night
Runny knows about your immune system’s fight
Runny knows that you like double ply kleenex
Runny knows you’ve got nothing to flex
[verse 2]
I see you tryna fight your congestion
You’re losing this fight, not even an honourable mention
Get back into your blanket cocoon
Your lack of sleep makes you look like a raccoon
[chorus]
Runny knows about what happened last night
Runny knows about your immune system’s fight
Runny knows that you like double ply kleenex
Runny knows you’ve got nothing to flex
[bridge]
Keep on sneezing girl I see you
Runny knows everything, you may have the flu
But your fever’s low, so low, low, low
Where’d you get these germs, you hoe, hoe, hoe
Sanitize yourself girl cause Runny knows
Take that blanket and cover your cold toes
[chorus]
Runny knows about what happened last night
Runny knows about your immune system’s fight
Runny knows that you like double ply kleenex
Runny knows you’ve got nothing to flex
K PEACE I gotta go nap for another 48 hours…