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IDEA 041: Idle Idol

Idle Idol – A reality tv show that follows what a celebrity does throughout a day when they’re not doing celebrity things. Ever wanted to just watch Jonah Hill binge Netflix on his couch while eating a bag of Cheerios that’s laying on his ground? Ever wanted to just stare at a zoomed in shot of Karlie Kloss’s non-existent double chin? I mean if you press your chin to your chest hard enough anybody can have a double chin! Reality tv shows are the it thing these days. I can’t speak for everybody but with the rise of reality tv…

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IDEA 040: Yonge Bay

I’ve been living in Toronto for about a month now and I thought it would only be fitting if I wrote a rap under the moniker Yonge Bay. Watch out @Champagnepapi I’m coming for your title as Toronto’s most loved rap export. After my debut, Norm Kelly will be tweeting about me all the time and I’ll get court-side seats to every Raptors game. So based on my superficial knowledge of Toronto I’ve decided to write this rap: INTRO: HEYYYY it’s YONGE BAYYY HEYYYY SHE’S COMING YOUR WAYYY FIRST VERSE: Yo yo yo there’s a new rapper in the 6ix Get…

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IDEA 039: Lip Purty

What does women empowerment mean to you? It’s a theme that’s popping up a lot in society right now with the #metoo movement, Dr. Christine Blasey Ford’s testimony of Brett Kavanaugh , women in different fields breaking glass ceilings, and of course Sheryl Sandberg’s classic “Lean In”.  To me women empowerment consists of a state of liberty. As per my favourite source, Wikipedia, Liberty Enlightening the World, known as the Statue of Liberty, was donated to the US by France and is an artistic personification of liberty. Broadly speaking, liberty is the ability to do as one pleases.[1] In politics, liberty consists of the social, political, and…

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IDEA 038: Shelfie

Forgive me for I was a bad girl last week. If you noticed (ya probably did not notice) I didn’t post a bad idea last Sunday. Instead I launched my new blog Rice Whine. I was a bad girl last week for not posting, but I was also literally a bad girl last week because since my social media rebirth of being @ricewhine, I shed my past self where I was known as @badgirlshishi. Check that blog out if you’d like and do not fret I will be continuing with this blog to keep my brain fr3sh & sh@rp.  This weekend…

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IDEA 037: Bae Street

c o n c e p t: Think The Sartorialist meets Humans of New York meets Wall Street Oasis . p r o d u c t: Bae Street, the social media project that focuses on the fashion and stories behind the people that frequent Bay Street, Toronto. For those international readers of mine ~*crickets*~, Bay Street is at the centre of Toronto’s financial district. Think of it as the Canadian Wall Street, just like how McGill is the Canadian Harvard!!! This social media project would encompass a Facebook page along with an Instagram and then potentially one day branch out into…

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IDEA 036: Stardines

This last week I’ve been packing up my life in my condo as I will be moving soon. Being the little dippoop that I am, I decided to procrastinate the whole time and somehow stumbled on videos of David Spade doing interviews. If you’ve never watched David Spade in interviews, like me 3 days ago, you’re going to be in for quite a treat. HE IS HILARIOUS!!! In an interview he did with Ellen, he discussed her star studded birthday party and said that celebrities were packed there like sardines… … and that’s how I got my idea for this week…

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IDEA 035: Candull

c o n c e p t: dull dəl/ adjective 1. lacking interest or excitement. “your diet doesn’t have to be dull and boring” 2. lacking brightness, vividness, or sheen. “his face glowed in the dull lamplight” p r o d u c t:  Candull, “the dullest candle you’ll ever light it’s almost like you didn’t even light it.” This is an exceptionally bad idea. What is the point of a candle if not to brighten your day? A Candull is a candle in a tin can with weakest wick one can find. So why tin? Is it cause when you’re…

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IDEA 034: Gross Hurry

After not watching Becca’s season of The Bachelorette, I wasn’t sure if I was going to tune into this season’s Bachelor In Paradise. However, after binging everything I could on Netflix, I was left with no choice but to watch Bachelor In Paradise and I am super glad I did. I was able to meet the beautiful and charming Grocery Joe. look at that smile, those dimples, and if you watch BIP, his ChiCAgo accent. Anyways the point is I’m obsessed with him and he’s known as Grocery Store Joe because he owns a grocery store in ChiCAgo. So why…

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IDEA 033: Sin, Nah Mean?

33 half of 66, one 6 away from being 666, the devil’s number. You know the devil loves sinning. Just to fact check that the number was 666 I Googled “devil’s number” and you know I like sharing my searches with all y’all. Why is this the picture that pops up? It sparks so many questions like…who is this kid? Is he a Montrealer with his habs flag? Is this kid OKAY HE LOOKS SO SAD? p r o d u c t: A cinnamon bun so decadent, so sinful, it’s a sinnamon bun. Sin, Nah Mean? Gnome saying? Do…

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IDEA 032: Tapieauca

About less than a decade ago in China I experienced some type of food poisoning. It was my last day in my parent’s hometown city before we would fly to Beijing and we stayed home all day watching tv. You know when you’re just binge watching tv and without thinking you just keep eating whatever is in front of you? No????…umm…me neither. Well hypothetically if this situation happened (which it did..and still does on a weekly basis 🙁 ), then I would be eating this Asian fruit that I can’t remember the name of. I must’ve eaten about 10 of them…

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