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IDEA 051: Runny Knows

As you can tell from my title, I’ve been sick these past few days with a cold. I’m currently at the stage of congestion, so I thought why not write a track to show my cold that JUST BECAUSE I STAYED IN BED FOR 3 FULL DAYS DOESN’T MEAN I’M NOT A STRONG, INDEPENDENT, WOMAN. Playing on pun of runny nose = runny knows, I have written a rap based on a character called Runny. Runny is your nose and Runny knows everything. let’s begin!!! [intro] Runny knows about what happened last nightRunny knows about your immune system’s fightRunny knows that…

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IDEA 050: Qcumber

Happy New Years!!!! Being the bad person that I am, I became lazy and haven’t posted in about a month. It was my goal with this blog to post every week for a year. I did not make the goal but to me this consistent blogging has been quite a success. There’s something about being able to say that I’ve written 49 blog posts in one year. I think it’s pretty impressive especially considering the fact that I’ve never been good at being consistent with internet tingz. So this year I’ll try and bring some new ideas, hopefully I’ll still…

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IDEA 049: Maybae

We live in the 21st century. This century has brought us many great things, the Google Pixel phone (not sponsored…BUT IF YOU’RE READING THIS GOOGLE BOT I’D LOVE A SPONSORSHIP AND A NEW PHONE this iPhone 6S is not gearing me up for success), mukbangs, and the joy of dating apps. It’s been a while since I’ve been on a dating app…JUST KIDDING I was on one last week helping somebody try to find true love…but apps have definitely evolved since I was personally, actively, using one. The OG of dating app is of course Tinder. It’s the uber of…

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IDEA 048: Beaches and Cream

Hola from Punta Cana my dearest readers. I’m about to enjoy a circus show by our resort but of course I have to take any free time I have (aka my whole day) and do my weekly Sunday blog. I wanted to be in theme with my relaxing constantly tipsy mood. “Life’s a beach” is the most used beach pun so of course I had to dig deeper. Where else can I use the word, beach? BEACHES AND CREAM BABY based on the saying peaches and cream. To be quite honest, when I hear peaches and cream I think it…

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IDEA 047: Wicktoria’s Secret

This year’s Victoria’s Secret show aired December 2nd. However, I just watched it this weekend.  Before watching the whole show though, of course I’ve already watched Shawn Mendes’ part cause he has my heart durrrr. So drawing on the inspiration of feeling like a fet-ess watching this show, I asked myself what type of pun can I make with Victoria’s Secret? The first thing that came to mind was Bictoria Secret. It revolved around making sexy Bic pens…I quickly scrapped that idea when I said it aloud. So what do you do when you hit a wall? You google, “What…

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IDEA 046: Suite Tooth

c o n c e p t: If you haven’t watched Crazy Rich Asians yet you have no lived. It’s all good though cause I’m pretty sure you can watch it on airplanes now!!! If the obvious hasn’t hit you yet, the movie is about crazy rich asians. It’s about that #LUXLIFE #GETTHATBIRKIN lifestyle. Business models that are all the vogue these days, are subscription models, influencer advertising, and loyalty programs. So I thought to myself what do crazy rich people stereotypically love? Yachts Designer Brands Race cars Real Estate Private Islands SUITES Then I thought to myself….SUITE TOOTH as…

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IDEA 045: Pot Holes

c o n c e p t: Weed in Canada was legalized just last month on October 17th. There’s a lot of weed puns to be made, “weed go well together”, “It’s Bong, James Bong”…etc etc. Of course my mind went wild with how I could capitalize on the legalization of marijuana. Cookies, perfume, fruit rollups, they can all be weed infused. Then I realized I want my product to be representative of Canada and of my hometown Montreal. You know that opening scene in La la Land (see my post Lah Lah Land), where everyone is dancing in traffic…

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IDEA 044: Postpardon Depression

c o n c e p t: Do we as Canadians apologize too much? We are known for saying, “sorry, aboooot (honestly have yet to meet someone who says this), and EHHHHH.” I mean, heck, I apologize 3 times in a row (perhaps a sign of OCD?) when I bump into a garbage can on the streets. So if you see a petite, stubby, Asian lady walk into a garbage can on the street profusely saying, “sorry”, it moi. Being a strong, independent, and beautiful on the inside lady of the 21st century, I’ve made a resolution to stop saying sorry as…

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IDEA 043: Lah Lah Land

c o n c e p t:  Please read the following in a Singlish accent We have so many movies dat are translated from one language to another. Why we cannot have La La Land in Singlish ah? Can or cannot lah? Back to my regular good ole Canadian accent To this I say CAN LAH!!! p r o d u c t: Lah Lah Land, the Singaporean version of La La Land. If you’ve never had the good fortune of hearing a Singaporean accent, you have definitely been missing out on life. The first time I heard it, it…

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IDEA 042: Raw Menterials

It’s been a while since I’ve touched accounting so it’s probably time for me to have a refresher. What better way than to integrate it into my blogpost this Sunday. c o n c e p t: Below I present to you the inventory manufacturing process. I’m sure it’s pretty self explanatory but let me explain in an example. Let’s say you’re trying to make pizza. The raw materials would be the cheese, the dough, the pepperoni, and the sauce. When you start putting all of this together and it’s sitting in the oven, we would consider that the work…

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